telluriciron:

goblin food manifesto

  • all roots, including potatoes, are goblin food
  • mushrooms are goblin food too
  • meat, especially dried meat or offal
  • all junk food is goblin food
  • macaroni cheese is goblin food even if you used fancy ass ingredients to make it. in fact all large helpings of pasta are goblin
  • anything eaten at 3am is goblin food
  • anything thrown out/slated to be thrown out becomes goblin food
  • anything made from leftovers is DEFINITELY goblin food
  • stolen food is goblin food, but only if you are unrepentant about stealing it. if you’re guilty it isn’t goblin.

baelor:

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

thepunguin:

conan-doyles-carnations:

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Love being brutally called out by the British Library

@v1als

oh my gOD zach’s voice

pop-sesivo:

Beirut - Landslide (OFFICIAL VIDEO). Del ábum Gallipolli, a la venta el 1 de febrero.

dirtgirl1999:

like if i had ram horns things would be better i think.

birlinterrupted:

I feel like we have maybe a 30% chance of hearing a president or presidential candidate say the word “terf” out loud in the next 10 years but if it happens it will kill me instantly

queenoftherebels:

“Snogging Rachel Weisz is like you’ve won the lottery!” - Olivia Colman | The Favourite

ivapiva:

some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

novitiate2017:

if the whole of the entertainment industry has to fall apart in order to punish sexual abusers then let it happen

cxreyjacksxn:

Guys with beards are just guys without beards with beards

artsdrug:

alice auaa spring 2015

shewhoworshipscarlin:

Young woman with a silver compact, 1910s.

vestatilleys:

Gabrielle Ray by W. & D. Downey, 1900′s.